This won't mean anything to anybody but Australians over 40...

To be sung to "The Screaming Jets" by Johnny Warman ...
A classic known only to over 40's...
If you're not in that group go look it up on YouTube.
Or follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q26zl7x_EFE

Monday night, as I was dreaming.
I saw, the caucus was screaming.
I got the screaming shits.
Kevin-dumb-dumb-da-dumb.

Last night, Australia was crying.
I heard, the ALP dying.
- chorus -
I got the screaming shits.
Kevin-dumb-dumb-da-dumb.

No more, no more.
- again -
No more, no more.
Kevin-dumb-dumb-da-dumb.

Monday night, I was crying.
I heard, the NBN was dying.
There's a ring around the sun.
And it looks as the dawn of winter.
Where it all begun.
- chorus -

I got the screaming shits.
No more, no more.
- again -
No more, no more.
Kevin-dumb-dumb-da-dumb.

I got the screaming shits.
- again -
I got the screaming shits.
- again -
I got the screaming shits.
Kevin-dumb-dumb-da-dumb.

Ama-Julia Ama-Julia HA!
[repeat to fade out]