Bible Thumpers: Y U No Check Your Pamphlets?

Got one of these in the letter box on the weekend:

Can you see it? Oh. It's a bit small. Here's a close up:

Wait. What? Oh. So that's why I could never see the kingdom. It's over there, beyond the sparkley fountains of milk and honey in... in... HAD.

Seriously? It's the primary quote on the pamphlet for Cthulhus name.
The thing that grabs peoples attention.
And you got it wrong?


I did try google maps by the way. Gave up after a bit because it was boring. And stupid.
Mainly because of the semi-useless word "HAD."
The results where quite humorous and gave results focused on Israeli restaurants in:

Ash Sharqiyah, Oman
A possible I suppose.

Al Anbar, Iraq
Hmm. Seems to stretch the idea a bit don't you think?

And surprisingly:

Casper, WY, United States

Yeah. Real place. Loads of Israeli restaurants there according to Google.
Although I would hazard a guess and say that this kingdom is not likely to be at the Ramada Plaza Riverside Hotel and Convention Center unless they prefer the decor.
And the big question is, why Israeli?
I'm babbling.