Just published my first book!

Well well well.

Many people have asked me to curate all the humorous posts I've done over the years and publish them.

So I did.

244 pages of them.

From 2005 to today. Ok I lost a few due to hardware failure, but I made up for it by adding some humorous photos and of course: Kittens!

To whet your appetite here is a sample of the contents:

• Blackpool. Gack...
• Superman and other heroes...
• Marcel, Speed Cameras and Rat Throwing as a Sport
• Greek Gods, Washed Hedgehogs and Bluetooth
• Dead Flies and Calculations
• 12 steps for vampires
• Obesity is the key to the survival of man!
• When Sticking a Screw Driver in your Face is Preferable to Going to the Dentist and More Movie Reviews
• Cthulhu Eggs and What's really funny
• I am not “The Internet with Boobs”
• Monastic Speeders, Pants around Ankles and Bikes
• Rawhead Rex, Maniac Nurses and a Steam Powered Cat Cannon
• Is everything shit or is it just me? Oh and H.P.Lovecraft
• Rats, an old house and worlds craziest chases
• Deep Fried Squirrel with Garlic Mayonnaise!
• Mansquito (TV 2005) O.M.G. Bad Sci-Fi Reaches new Lows
• There's a dead cockroach next to my ashtray
• Portal for Programmers - Still Have a Job
• Mambo Number 5 for Programmers - Rebuild Number 5
• This is an ex-iPhone...

So go to https://leanpub.com/randomactsofsentience and support your local nutter! That's me if you haven't figured it out.

I'll be starting my next book shortly.