Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of no wealth or taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole a million MAGAs souls on faith
And I was 'round when Hillary
Had her moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Christie
Was ordered home and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
All I have is my name
But what's troubling you is
Why so many play my game
I stuck around New York
When I saw it was a time for a change
Attacked Coumo and his ministers
Chris screamed in vain
I'm orange and fat
And I sold MAGA hats
While the virus spread
And the jobs went away
I rode an SUV
Held a presidents's rank
While the virus raged
And the suckers cheered and stank
Pleased to meet you
The candidate with zero class
But I made sure
That Cruz and Graham kissed my ass.
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I watched with glee
While your Reps and Senators
Fought for ten decades
For the parties they made
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys?
I blamed it on Cruz's dad
And Ted still loves me
(Who who, who who)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of no wealth or taste
And I laid traps for sycophants
And laid your party to waste
(Woo woo, who who)
Pleased to meet you
All I have is my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is why I have no shame
(Who who, who who)
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is why I have no shame
(Woo woo, who who)
Just as every kamala is a cop
And all the supremicists saints
As news is fake and you listen to me
Just call me Don
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politness
Or I'll lay your party to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
Pleased to meet you
All I have is my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
Tell me baby, do you like my name
Tell me honey, can ya take my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Oh, yeah
