Sympathy for the Don

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of no wealth or taste

I've been around for a long, long years

Stole a million MAGAs souls on faith

And I was 'round when Hillary

Had her moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Christie

Was ordered home and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

All I have is my name

But what's troubling you is 

Why so many play my game

I stuck around New York

When I saw it was a time for a change

Attacked Coumo and his ministers

Chris screamed in vain

I'm orange and fat

And I sold MAGA hats

While the virus spread

And the jobs went away

I rode an SUV

Held a presidents's rank

While the virus raged

And the suckers cheered and stank

Pleased to meet you

The candidate with zero class

But I made sure

That Cruz and Graham kissed my ass.

(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee

While your Reps and Senators

Fought for ten decades

For the parties they made

(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out

Who killed the Kennedys?

I blamed it on Cruz's dad

And Ted still loves me

(Who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of no wealth or taste

And I laid traps for sycophants

And laid your party to waste

(Woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you

All I have is my name, oh yeah

(Who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is why I have no shame

(Who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is why I have no shame

(Woo woo, who who)

Just as every kamala is a cop

And all the supremicists saints

As news is fake and you listen to me

Just call me Don

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

(Who who, who who)

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

(Woo woo)

Use all your well-learned politness

Or I'll lay your party to waste, mm yeah

(Woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you

All I have is my name, mm yeah

(Who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down

Tell me baby, do you like my name

Tell me honey, can ya take my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Oh, yeah